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postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

(via gigglebug)

Oh. I see you’re back home now.

-_-

puffinmuffin:

aeon-fux:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

lmao what is it even trying to get at like of course he never tweeted a sonnet, computers didn’t exist?? This is so weird

Moses didn’t tweet the ten commandments either but I’m fairly certain that’s because javascript isn’t supported on stone tablets.

puffinmuffin:

aeon-fux:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

lmao what is it even trying to get at like of course he never tweeted a sonnet, computers didn’t exist?? This is so weird

Moses didn’t tweet the ten commandments either but I’m fairly certain that’s because javascript isn’t supported on stone tablets.

(via macadamaia)

kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

(via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: starlords, via historicalty)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via macadamaia)

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

(Source: mifti, via sensating)

Today someone tried to tell me that the Bible was against all contraception using examples of verses such as:

"Go forth and replenish the Earth" and "Behold, children are a heritage from the Lord, the fruit of the womb a reward."

And my only response is

Fire is good. Fire is a blessing. Without fire mankind would still be in the Dark Ages. But we still all own fire extinguishers.

arekelly:

dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you

these are my favorite kinds of tomatoes I would be so happy

arekelly:

dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you

these are my favorite kinds of tomatoes I would be so happy

(Source: alenamonz, via thefuuuucomics)

Marvel’s Chris trifecta

(Source: msfili, via gigglebug)

sixpenceee:

This was originally supposed to be a post about the boogeyman (top gif), but I stumbled upon more of Duane Michel’s sequence photography, and they took my breathe away. 

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this is exactly what you think it is
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enolajay:

belovee:

blackbanshee:

raptorix:

beggars-opera:

Is there a classic movie bloopers fandom because there needs to be one

OH MY GOD THESE THINGS REALLY EXIST???

james cagney’s face when he breaks the door omfg

:)

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...and I heard as I never heard before. Holly: Liberal LDS Singer/ Photographer living in Riverside, CA. Cat obsessed. Slightly Phantom obsessed... but only slightly. Married to a fantastic computer engineer/ musician. soundcloud.com/holly-houtman