pokokoko:

yee so i found out that eggplants are actually super healthy for u

so my to do list for next few months:

  • eggplant meatballs
  • eggplant Parmesan (in slow cooker)
  • "chinese" eggplant stirfry
  • recreation of the TG Express eggplant dish (somehow?)
  • AND LOTS MORE EGGPLANT PASTA

and three of those are low carb yay 

(Source: vine.co, via hopsjollyhigh)

mistyslay:

MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM MOM!

mistyslay:

MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM MOM!

(via panicwiththetimelords)

trickstersmakethisworld:

 

Scandinavian Folklore – Myling

A myling is the spirit of a small child, or infant forced to walk the earth until they could persuade someone to help put their soul to rest. A child would only become a myling if they were killed by their mother and their remains hidden away. In the old days this was a fairly common way for an unmarried or poverty-stricken woman to get rid of an unwanted child.

The stories tell of the mothers horrible deed being revealed when the myling sings a song about their fate.  Mylingar were believed to exist in places were a young mother were most likely to hide away a dead infant, such as mires, outhouses, cairns and forest valleys.  From these you could sometimes hear a child crying.

Sometimes the unnamed, unwanted child would call for help; ‘’Give me a name!’’ they would scream. You would then have the opportunity to save them by answering;

‘’You can take mine! My name is XXXX’’

You could also help their soul find rest by finding their corpse and giving the child a proper burial.

The name myling derives from myrding, the old norse myrða, which literally means ‘’to murder’’

(via asongstress)

unexplained-events:

Burning Ammonium Dichromate 
This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell

unexplained-events:

Burning Ammonium Dichromate 

This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell

(via aliewa)

why is it so effing impossible to find a job that doesn’t make me want to kill myself

(Source: maddifacee, via awkwardsubtext)

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

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this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

(via geekauthormountaingoat)

kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

wait do you have an owl as a pet

(Source: owls-only, via geekauthormountaingoat)

knitmeapony:

Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want

No, that looks right to me.

(Source: enjolrastic, via hopsjollyhigh)

(Source: jennlferlawrence, via awkwardsubtext)

ex-favilla:

bluejay—way:

Parenting Done Right: Morticia Addams

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfield

(via geekauthormountaingoat)

samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

(Source: margaerystyrells, via awkwardsubtext)

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

(via macadamaia)

...and I heard as I never heard before. Holly: Liberal LDS Singer/ Photographer living in Riverside, CA. Cat obsessed. Slightly Phantom obsessed... but only slightly. Married to a fantastic computer engineer/ musician. soundcloud.com/holly-houtman